20th Century Women (2016)

I wish this was a film made before film was even invented. This movie was as fast moving as a stalled-out car. None of the characters had moved forward in their lives and the relationships were really awkward and dumb. I hated the Gerwig & Crudup relationship and don’t even get me started on the main boy’s relationship with Elle Fanning. Talk about being a giant cuckold. The movie isn’t incredibly long, but it felt like it took centuries to go through. I wouldn’t recommend this at all unless you seek frustration.

0/100

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20th Century Women (2016)

Sharknado

I’m disappointed. The name alone is almost worth 30 points along with the tagline “Enough Said!”. Sadly those points are gone due to the horrendous acting mainly by Tara Reid (who keeps getting worse each movie she does) and the rest of the crew. The writing doesn’t help the actors who are decent in this, it just makes them sound stupid when they speak. I burst out laughing at the end when he pulls something out of the shark, it’s so impossible that you have to slap your forehead in disgust.

08/100

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Sharknado (2013)

Hellgate

This movie was poorly done. I want to blame the writing and directing for sure. I just can’t believe that Cary Elwes is a bad actor. He may not be the best actor in the world but this movie really was bad for him. The story was paper-thin and some of the lines were laughable. I will admit some of the creature make-up was cool but only because it looked like they dumped a bucket of blood over some people and gave them crazy contact lenses and sharp teeth. I would avoid this one, it’s pretty bad.

47/100

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Hellgate (2011)