Troll 2 (1990)

I watched this, and now it’s going to watch me… OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOD! This movie was amazingly horrible. It might actually be the worst movie I’ve ever seen. It’s called Troll 2, but there isn’t even one troll in this film, let alone two! The movie takes place in a fake town named Nilbog, which if you watch America’s Next Top Model, that’s Goblin spelled backwards. These Goblin’s look like humans (but certainly don’t act like them, which I mean that they can’t act at all). They also try to force feed people green foods, because green dye is fun in your food! I’ve learned really important lessons in this film. You never piss on hospitality and if you place a regular corn cob between two pairs of kissing lips, you can make delicious popcorn. I also believe that a Grandpa Seth can help you through any problems in life. Please watch this movie, so that you can also witness the greatest train-wreck of a movie in film history.

-100/100 (A special score for a special movie),

Half Reel

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Troll 2 (1990)


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