Vampire Academy (2014)

The director of Mean Girls needs to go back to school. Would I be using too many puns to say that this movie sucks or bites? Well, it does a bit of both. The dialogue was bad enough to burst a sparkly vampire into flames. Zoey Deutch is smoldering until she speaks, but let’s be honest this movie is a terrible clone of Harry Potter and Twilight. It doesn’t do either movie well. It might be better if you read the books but half of the names and events flew over my head and then I started to not care anymore. An obvious sequel set-up is at the end, but let’s hope for us normal Muggles that that won’t come to pass.

20/100

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Vampire Academy (2014)

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