This one is painful. The story is stupid. It almost takes an Olympic-Trained mind to withstand the tedium this film serves up. Steve Austin gives a stone cold performance of a dead fish. Dolph Lundgren gives one funny performance where he basically teaches the audience how to make a nutritious smoothie. The twist of the film made me roll my eyes. The one scene that got a good reaction from me was when the package almost got opened, I jumped pretty badly. Avoid this.
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The Package (2013)